Blimp Drimp

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Blimp Drimp
Third President of the United States of Central Kafrica
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Drimp trecking through the mountains of Vocavium
Personal Details
Born 2147
Kings, Diosca, New Grestin
Nationality Kafrican, Dioscan
Relatives Limp Drimp (father) Ria Pesti Gunner (mother)
Nicknames Drimp, The Kafrican Crusader
3rd President of USCK
In Office
01/20/2200 - Present
Preceded by Rhonda Reguwu
Military Service
Allegiance Zokesia
Branch/Service Zokesian Royal Air Force
Years of Service
2168-2179
Rank Cadet


Blimp Drimp, known as Drimp (born 2147) is a Central Kafrican Politician, businessman and activist, known for being the founding father and 1st President of the United States of Central Kafrica.

Born in Diosca to Zokesian parents in 2147, he graduated Zokesian military academy in 2170, before leaving a few years later in 2174 due to his expanding rift between him and how he perceived Stahl Sieg. Returning to Kafrica, he found himself in Westray, where he founded a chain of hotels and real estate corporations, later becoming Drimp Inc. For a while he dabbled with entering politics within the Imperial Union. before settling on the idea of reunifying the region of Central Kafrica.

Entering Central Kafrican Politics in Dapper after walking trail of Valeria, being sought out as a high ranking advisor to the Dapper state government. Producing highly attended speeches and talks all around the cities of Dapper, Gaya and other cities and towns he quickly became one of the most popular thinkers in the region on the subject of a Unified Central Kafrican state. A political outsider to his supporters he headed the 3rd Kafrican Congress in 2187 resulting in the Articles of Federation and the formation of the Founding Father's administration.

In his term in the Founding Fathers Administration he oversaw the creation of what is now the Central Kafrican government and constitution. As well as consolidating the military of the previous multitude of individual states into one Central Kafrican army airforce and navy.

Early life and Education

Blimp Drimp was born in the northwestern suburb of the city of Diosca, in the shadow of what was the Diosca Citadel. He spent less than 5 years growing up and attending the LittleKerbs Nursery in the city. In 2150 his parents, seeing rising tensions in and around the region moved to Fatflug in the south of Zokesia.

He Graduated high school at the age of 16, taking a distinct interest in history as Drimp was fascinated, almost obsessed his classmates would recall later, with his homeland, Diosca. He later completed his education by Graduating at Fatflug community college with a major in business administration and economics. It is noted that his teachers always saw Drimp as a bright student, however was no form of genius.

At the age of 19 he joined the Air Academy, part of the Zokesian Royal Air Force subsequently moving to the town of Bulge to attend his flight lessons. In 2170 he graduated the air academy and became a qualified pilot on the Z-80E.

Military service

After graduating the Zokesian Air academy and becoming a member of the Airforce in 2168. During his 11 years serving in the force he would see deployment in places throughout Zokesia and Chikuchinal. Blimp Drimp would never see combat during his service.

first released image including Drimp


During his time in the Airforce, Blimp Drimp was fond of going to the base library and reading about the history of Zokesia and other nations. His interest in his homeland never left him. Seeing the devistation playout on the news from the multiple wars occurring in Kafrica at the time left him almost heartbroken. Knowing that some of this devastation was created by Zokesia and Stahl Sieg he decided to leave the airforce by any means necessary. Despite his discharge being without honors he was glad to be out of what he thought was a global genocide machine.

Stahl Sieg is probably one of the biggest dangers to Kafrican unity and the peoples of Kafrica, I am ashamed to have served indirectly for them in the Zokesian Air Force. I am a traitor to my own people.
—, Art of the deal, Blimp Drimp



While deployed in Chikuchinal, on a routine patrol around the airspace in a Z-117 Blackout II, Drimp decided that he no longer wished to be complicit int he atrocities in Kafrica, landing his bird in Diosca where he was arrested by border patrol officials, cooperating as an ethnic kafrican they eventually would let him walk free with his Dioscan citizenship.

Business Ventures

Upon his release from prison in Diosca, he would found a small fast food restraunt in the county of Small Island in south east Diosca. Naming it McDrimp's it is still moderately successful within the region of Kafrica to this day. During this time Drimp would hone his skills of diplomacy through the lens of business administration, eventually he would meet Syx island financier Effry Sexstein who would later assist him in the building of Drimp Tower. From his tower he began influencing the local assemblies, with a deal here a bribe there working his way up the chain until it was infected by his influence. By the mid 2180s, Drimp had become one of the richest individuals in Diosca, owning hotels, finance services.

In 2186 he would use his rapidly expanding empire to influence major corporations in Comer, imploring them to influence the government into co-signing the Diosca-Bown accords to facilitate free trade between Kafrican nations.

He would incorporate Drimp Telecom, the owners of DrimpTV, to begin to influence the masses on his policies under the guidance of Boy John, his mentor and attorney during the late 2180s. DrimpTV would run, alongside its political advertising, news, weather and satirical takes on those with opposing views. It has been rumored that Stahl Seig was involved in these productions, yet unconfirmed.


A segment of a news reel depicting drimp's live reaction to Stahl Sieg eeloo colony in 2088

Quotes

I hope we never find life in parallel universes because if we do there's no doubt that Cyten-Ward will start sending them Z-80s!
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