Blimp Drimp

Blimp Chud Drimp 2nd President of the United States of Central Kafrica
Drimp trecking through the mountains of Vocavium
Personal Details
Born		2147 (age 55) Kings, Diosca, New Grestin
Nationality		Kafrican, Dioscan
Relatives		Don Chud (father) Ria Pesti Gunner (mother)
Nicknames		Dr Sex's Assistant
2nd President of Central Kafrica
In Office
01/20/2200 - Present
Preceded by		Rhonda Reguwu
Military Service
Allegiance		Zokesia
Branch/Service		Zokesian Royal Air Force
Years of Service
2168-2179 (Deserted)
Rank		Cadet
Conflicts		The Grestplosion, probably

The official Portrait of Drimp in his 1st term as President (c.2200)

Blimp Chud Drimp, commonly known as Drimp (born 2147) is a Central Kafrican Politician, businessman and activist, known for being the 2nd President of the United States of Central Kafrica.

Born in Diosca to Zokesian parents in 2147, he graduated Zokesian military academy in 2170, before defecting to Diosca in 2179 by stealing a Zokesian Z-117. He is a contraversial figure within Kafrican Politics with confirmed affiliation to Effry Sexstien and rumoured affiliation to Stahl Sieg Lobby Organisations. He sits as the 2nd president of Central Kafrica and the leader of the Strelkan-Kroman National Workers Party

Early life and Education

Blimp Drimp was born in the northwestern suburb of the city of Diosca, in the shadow of what was the Diosca Citadel. He spent less than 5 years growing up and attending the LittleKerbs Nursery in the city. In 2150 his parents, seeing rising tensions in and around the region moved to Fatflug in the south of Zokesia.

He Graduated high school at the age of 16, taking a distinct interest in history as Drimp was fascinated, almost obsessed his classmates would recall later, with his homeland, Diosca. He later completed his education by Graduating at Fatflug community college with a major in business administration and economics. It is noted that his teachers always saw Drimp as a bright student, however was no form of genius. Between his time in high school and military service, Drimp would campaign for more funding to be allocated to the district of Fatflug, wanting to improve his hometown, even running in local councilor elections, yet having failed to be elected, he would join the Zokesian Royal Air Cadets, moving to Bulge to attend flight school. After learning to fly on the Z-80E Drimp would begin his military service.

Military service

After graduating Royal Air Cadet school in Bulge, Drimp would enlist in the Zokesian Royal Air Force where he would take part in a brief combat air patrol at the start of his service, as part of an operation to contain the fighting between the Pro-Aontas Bastian Confederacy and the Nuvastians outside of Zokesia. Following this he would be trained on both the Z-55 Carabinieri II, where he would fly in numerous deployments, it is unknown if Drimp fired any shots in action and has any confirmed kills, he has never indicated such. Due to his lack of combat experience, and his wish for adventure, he enrolled to assist Zokesian backed forces during the Grestplosion, where he would witness the catastrophe of a continent on fire. In 2175 Drimp would take the yoke of a Z-117 Blackout II, flying intelligence gathering missions over the skies of Grestin. During his deployment in Grestin he would see war crimes committed by the Stahl Sieg.

“	I was flying one lonely mission, on a lonely night. It was somewhat blissful really, believe me. The sound of that engine is one of the greatest vibrations one can experience. Yet i looked through my camera, and saw the blood of the Kafrican people, it was very dire, i felt sorry for them, i felt so sorry that i think it has been the most sorry anyone has ever felt.	”
—Blimp Drimp

These missions ground down his mental ability to function, facing discipline and discharge from the Airforce for his ineptitude, he decided to fly the Zokesian jet to a civilian airport on the other side of the war, landing successfully in Diosca he would be immediately be detained by border authorities. Spending 6 months in detention to ensure he wasn't a Zokesian spy he would be released, with a discharge payment of 500 funds he would start a neighborhood stall, running this for 2 years before starting his business ventures.

first released image including Drimp

Business Ventures

After his desertion from the Zokesian Airforce and 1 year detainment in Diosca, Drimp would found his personal corporation, naming it Drimp Inc. The corporation would buy out bombed buildings during the Grestplosion and restore them before auctioning them off at a profit, it was these practices that eventually allowed him to turn to the Grey market, a decision driven by Effry Sexstein who was his assistant at the time, prior to his purchase of Syx Island. In 2185 he would create McDrimp's aiming to combat Diosca's Kurger Bing monopoly problem, brought on by the Dioscan fear that Zokesians were poisoning the population through their massively popular burger chain. McDrimp's would was his most successful venture up until his ascension to politics.

Political Career

Following his purchase of the Stahl Sieg occupied People's Republic of North Grestin, and the Constitutional Crisis of 2192 which resulted in the ceasing of his personal private property and the integration of the property into the Union. Outraged, Drimp began to support Diosca Governor James K. Sneed in the Presidential election of 2195, with himself on the ticket for the Vice Presidency. Sneed would retain the governorship of Diosca, yet would fail to win the presidency against the incumbent Reguwu administration.

A segment of a news reel depicting drimp's live reaction to Stahl Sieg eeloo colony in 2088

Quotes

“	I hope we never find life in parallel universes because if we do there's no doubt that Cyten-Ward will start sending them Z-80s!	”
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“	We gonna win so much you may even get tired of winning! You'll say please please its too much winning! We Cant take it anymore, Mr President its too much! And i'll say it isn't we have to keep winning, we have to win more!	”
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“	Wags my tail at oomf	”
—Blimp Drimp, Bad Trip

“	Magnets, How do they work?	”
—Blimp Drimp, On Zokesian Rare earth imports