Peter O'Hanraha-hankerman

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Peter O'Hanraha-hankerman
Economics Correspondent for Kerbin Today
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Peter O'Hanraha-hankerman on Kerbin Today, moments before spewing venal and ludicrous lies.
Personal Details
Nationality Kroman


- Peter you've lost the news!
—Mis Krorris



Peter O'Hanraha-hankerman is an unfortunate and incompetent Kroman reporter who makes frequent appearances on Kerbin Today, acting as its economics correspondent.

Career

Mis! It's a mass retaliatory measure, it's the biggest loss of life in Vocavian naval history, 3500 warships in one fell swoop, gone!
—Peter O'Hanraha-hankerman, reporting on the end of the Zokesian Blockade, 2090


Peter narrowly escaped death during the destruction of Windsteer when he overslept and reported from his hotel room, initially pretending to report from inside the Vocavian embassy, but eventually relenting when pressed by Mis Krorris.

Peter reports on the events of 4/20 from Diosca, for Kerbin Today.

He later repeated this feat during the destruction of Diosca Citadel, delivering a confusing segment in which he claimed to be in a restaurant on the 187th floor attending an economic conference several hours after the collapse of the spire.