Blimp Drimp

Blimp Drimp Third President of the United States of Central Kafrica
Drimp trecking through the mountains of Vocavium
Personal Details
Born		2147 Kings, Diosca, New Grestin
Nationality		Kafrican, Dioscan
Relatives		Limp Drimp (father) Ria Pesti Gunner (mother)
Nicknames		Drimp, The Kafrican Crusader
3rd President of USCK
In Office
01/20/2200 - Present
Preceded by		Rhonda Reguwu
Military Service
Allegiance		Zokesia
Branch/Service		Zokesian Royal Air Force
Years of Service
2168-2179
Rank		Cadet

Blimp Drimp, commonly known as Drimp (born 2147) is a Central Kafrican Politician, businessman and activist, known for being the 3rd President of the United States of Central Kafrica.

Born in Diosca to Zokesian parents in 2147, he graduated Zokesian military academy in 2170, before defecting to Diosca in 2179 by stealing a Zokesian Z-117. He is a contraversial figure within Kafrican Politics with confirmed affiliation to Effry Sexstien and rumoured affiliation to Stahl Sieg Lobby Organisations. He sits as the 3rd president of Central Kafrica and the leader of the Strelkan-Kroman National Workers Party

Early life and Education

Blimp Drimp was born in the northwestern suburb of the city of Diosca, in the shadow of what was the Diosca Citadel. He spent less than 5 years growing up and attending the LittleKerbs Nursery in the city. In 2150 his parents, seeing rising tensions in and around the region moved to Fatflug in the south of Zokesia.

He Graduated high school at the age of 16, taking a distinct interest in history as Drimp was fascinated, almost obsessed his classmates would recall later, with his homeland, Diosca. He later completed his education by Graduating at Fatflug community college with a major in business administration and economics. It is noted that his teachers always saw Drimp as a bright student, however was no form of genius.

At the age of 19 he joined the Air Academy, part of the Zokesian Royal Air Force subsequently moving to the town of Bulge to attend his flight lessons. In 2170 he graduated the air academy and became a qualified pilot on the Z-80E.

Military service

After graduating the Zokesian Air academy and becoming a member of the Airforce in 2168. During his 11 years serving in the force he would see deployment in places throughout Zokesia and Chikuchinal. Blimp Drimp would never see combat during his service.

first released image including Drimp

During his time in the Airforce, Blimp Drimp was fond of going to the base library and reading about the history of Zokesia and other nations. His interest in his homeland never left him. Seeing the devistation playout on the news from the multiple wars occurring in Kafrica at the time left him almost heartbroken. Knowing that some of this devastation was created by Zokesia and Stahl Sieg he decided to leave the airforce by any means necessary. Despite his discharge being without honors he was glad to be out of what he thought was a global genocide machine.

“	Stahl Sieg is probably one of the biggest dangers to Kafrican unity and the peoples of Kafrica, I am ashamed to have served indirectly for them in the Zokesian Air Force. I am a traitor to my own people.	”
—, Art of the deal, Blimp Drimp

While deployed in Chikuchinal, on a routine patrol around the airspace in a Z-117 Blackout II, Drimp decided that he no longer wished to be complicit int he atrocities in Kafrica, landing his bird in Diosca where he was arrested by border patrol officials, cooperating as an ethnic kafrican they eventually would let him walk free with his Dioscan citizenship.

Business Ventures

Upon his release from prison in Diosca, he would found a small fast food restraunt in the county of Small Island in south east Diosca. Naming it McDrimp's it is still moderately successful within the region of Kafrica to this day. During this time Drimp would hone his skills of diplomacy through the lens of business administration, eventually he would meet Syx island financier Effry Sexstein who would later assist him in the building of Drimp Tower. From his tower he began influencing the local assemblies, with a deal here a bribe there working his way up the chain until it was infected by his influence. By the mid 2180s, Drimp had become one of the richest individuals in Diosca, owning hotels, finance services.

In 2186 he would use his rapidly expanding empire to influence major corporations in Comer, imploring them to influence the government into co-signing the Diosca-Bown accords to facilitate free trade between Kafrican nations.

He would incorporate Drimp Telecom, the owners of DrimpTV, to begin to influence the masses on his policies under the guidance of Boy John, his mentor and attorney during the late 2180s. DrimpTV would run, alongside its political advertising, news, weather and satirical takes on those with opposing views. It has been rumored that Stahl Seig was involved in these productions, yet unconfirmed.

A segment of a news reel depicting drimp's live reaction to Stahl Sieg eeloo colony in 2088

Quotes

“	I hope we never find life in parallel universes because if we do there's no doubt that Cyten-Ward will start sending them Z-80s!	”
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“	We gonna win so much you may even get tired of winning! You'll say please please its too much winning! We Cant take it anymore, Mr President its too much! And i'll say it isn't we have to keep winning, we have to win more!	”
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“	Wags my tail at oomf	”
—Blimp Drimp, Bad Trip

“	Magnets, How do they work?	”
—Blimp Drimp, On Zokesian Rare earth imports