Pippakistan

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Regularized Pippakistan
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Pippakistan Flag.png
pink and bunny ears. with stickers on it
Motto live life good
Common Name Pippakistan
Anthem Absolute Territory
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Demonym pippaki
Official languages none
Currency Mochi, Aurid
Politics
Capital the place with the big crashed plane wreck
Government none
Foundation unknown
Preceded by some big bad guys that made everyone hate us
Demography
Population a lot of people
Area a big area km²


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Regularized Pippakistan, known also as "Pippakistan" is a semi-functional nation in Doren.

Pippakistan na small kontri for doren. Na a small and weak and pitiful kontri. You suppose donate kudi to we!.
—Unknown Pippakistani citizen seen begging for mochi near the border.



It has long been used as a border state by those polities surrounding it, as it is widely viewed as a nearly uninhabitable wasteland, not because of any unforgiving terrain or infertile land - rather, the Pippakistani people smell incredibly bad and are regarded as a nuisance species that are nearly impossible to properly eradicate.

Geography

Demographics

Culture

Abominable and widely seen as sub-sapient, the average Pippakistani eats capal meat just as much as harn. As the result of inbreeding, mutation, and other travesties, they have large, protruding ears from their skulls, symbolized on their flag, which they venerate.

Military

The Pippakistani military is exclusively made up of stones, sticks, sharp branches and Cyten-Ward Industries export products.

Economy

The economy of Pippakistan is derived from the sharing of coins and bits of trash found outside a Pippaki's home.



History

An enigma amongst countries, Pippakistan arose out of the ruins of the nation of Doren. Its people, the Pippakistani, are widely regarded as having arose from extreme and intense mental degradation brought on by the fall of that nation, destroying their minds and otherwise warping them into a pale facsimile of sentient beings.

HORRIBLE.