Slow Bomb - Revision history

Squiddy at 17:35, 23 December 2025

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−	A '''slow bomb''' is the name given to an asteroid which are redirected to be used as bombardment weapons. They are spoken in ~~terms~~ of fear and ~~despair~~ being some of the most deadly weapons used in war on and off the planet Kerbin. In the razing of Korfu by Grestin in 2090, 1 in 10 kerbals on the island were killed during the attacks.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/bxfg8c/korfu_and_the_backlash/</ref> The weapons are named for the significant lengths of time it takes for them to traverse the large distances of interplanetary space, arriving many days or weeks after the launch command is received. This inherent slowness increases the sinister and baleful nature of the slow bomb, as any usage of the weapon must be planned far in advance, leading to rampant speculation and conspiracy theories.	+	A '''slow bomb''' is the name given to an asteroid which are redirected to be used as bombardment weapons. They are spoken of in words of fear and dread, being some of the most deadly weapons used in war on and off the planet Kerbin. In the razing of Korfu by Grestin in 2090, 1 in 10 kerbals on the island were killed during the attacks.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/bxfg8c/korfu_and_the_backlash/</ref> The weapons are named for the significant lengths of time it takes for them to traverse the large distances of interplanetary space, arriving many days or weeks after the launch command is received. This inherent slowness increases the sinister and baleful nature of the slow bomb, as any usage of the weapon must be planned far in advance, leading to rampant speculation and conspiracy theories.

	== Buy an Armageddon ==		== Buy an Armageddon ==

Squiddy at 17:33, 23 December 2025

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−	'''~~Slow~~ ~~Bombs~~''' is the name given to ~~asteroids~~ which are ~~turned~~ ~~into~~ bombardment weapons. They are spoken in terms of fear and despair being some of the most deadly weapons used in war on and off the planet Kerbin. In the razing of Korfu by Grestin in 2090, 1 in 10 kerbals on the island were killed during the attacks.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/bxfg8c/korfu_and_the_backlash/</ref> The weapons are named for the significant lengths of time it takes for them to traverse the large distances of interplanetary space, arriving many days or weeks after the launch command is received. This inherent slowness increases the sinister and baleful nature of the slow bomb, as any usage of the weapon must be planned far in advance, leading to rampant speculation and conspiracy theories.	+	A '''slow bomb''' is the name given to an asteroid which are redirected to be used as bombardment weapons. They are spoken in terms of fear and despair being some of the most deadly weapons used in war on and off the planet Kerbin. In the razing of Korfu by Grestin in 2090, 1 in 10 kerbals on the island were killed during the attacks.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/bxfg8c/korfu_and_the_backlash/</ref> The weapons are named for the significant lengths of time it takes for them to traverse the large distances of interplanetary space, arriving many days or weeks after the launch command is received. This inherent slowness increases the sinister and baleful nature of the slow bomb, as any usage of the weapon must be planned far in advance, leading to rampant speculation and conspiracy theories.

	== Buy an Armageddon ==		== Buy an Armageddon ==

Squiddy at 16:54, 10 December 2025

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−	'''Slow Bombs''' is the name given to asteroids which are turned into bombardment weapons. They are spoken in terms of fear and despair being some of the most deadly weapons used in war on and off the planet Kerbin. In the razing of Korfu by Grestin in 2090, 1 in 10 kerbals on the island were killed during the attacks.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/bxfg8c/korfu_and_the_backlash/</ref> The weapons are named for the significant lengths of time it takes for them to traverse the large distances of interplanetary space, arriving many days or weeks after the launch command is received. This inherent slowness increases the sinister and baleful nature of the slow bomb, as any usage of the weapon must be planned far in advance, leading to rampant speculation and conspiracy.	+	'''Slow Bombs''' is the name given to asteroids which are turned into bombardment weapons. They are spoken in terms of fear and despair being some of the most deadly weapons used in war on and off the planet Kerbin. In the razing of Korfu by Grestin in 2090, 1 in 10 kerbals on the island were killed during the attacks.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/bxfg8c/korfu_and_the_backlash/</ref> The weapons are named for the significant lengths of time it takes for them to traverse the large distances of interplanetary space, arriving many days or weeks after the launch command is received. This inherent slowness increases the sinister and baleful nature of the slow bomb, as any usage of the weapon must be planned far in advance, leading to rampant speculation and conspiracy theories.

	== Buy an Armageddon ==		== Buy an Armageddon ==

Squiddy at 16:53, 10 December 2025

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−	'''Slow Bombs''' is the name given to asteroids which are turned into bombardment weapons. They are spoken in terms of fear and despair being some of the most deadly weapons used in war on and off the planet Kerbin. In ~~some~~ ~~attacks~~ 1 in 10 ~~people~~ ~~lose~~ ~~their~~ ~~loved~~ ~~ones~~.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/bxfg8c/korfu_and_the_backlash/</ref> The weapons are named for the significant lengths of time it takes for them to traverse the large distances of interplanetary space, arriving many days or weeks after the launch command is received. This inherent slowness increases the sinister and baleful nature of the slow bomb, as any usage of the weapon must be planned far in advance, leading to rampant speculation and conspiracy.	+	'''Slow Bombs''' is the name given to asteroids which are turned into bombardment weapons. They are spoken in terms of fear and despair being some of the most deadly weapons used in war on and off the planet Kerbin. In the razing of Korfu by Grestin in 2090, 1 in 10 kerbals on the island were killed during the attacks.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/bxfg8c/korfu_and_the_backlash/</ref> The weapons are named for the significant lengths of time it takes for them to traverse the large distances of interplanetary space, arriving many days or weeks after the launch command is received. This inherent slowness increases the sinister and baleful nature of the slow bomb, as any usage of the weapon must be planned far in advance, leading to rampant speculation and conspiracy.

	== Buy an Armageddon ==		== Buy an Armageddon ==

Squiddy at 16:46, 10 December 2025

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−	'''Slow Bombs''' is the name given to ~~Asteroids~~ which are turned into bombardment weapons. They are spoken in terms of fear and despair being some of the most deadly weapons used in war on and off the planet Kerbin. In some attacks 1 in 10 people lose their loved ones <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/bxfg8c/korfu_and_the_backlash/</ref>.	+	'''Slow Bombs''' is the name given to asteroids which are turned into bombardment weapons. They are spoken in terms of fear and despair being some of the most deadly weapons used in war on and off the planet Kerbin. In some attacks 1 in 10 people lose their loved ones.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/bxfg8c/korfu_and_the_backlash/</ref> The weapons are named for the significant lengths of time it takes for them to traverse the large distances of interplanetary space, arriving many days or weeks after the launch command is received. This inherent slowness increases the sinister and baleful nature of the slow bomb, as any usage of the weapon must be planned far in advance, leading to rampant speculation and conspiracy.

	== Buy an Armageddon ==		== Buy an Armageddon ==
−	In 2067, New Grestin Space News announced the "Buy an Armageddon" program<ref name=":0">https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/8r5j0d/new_grestin_opens_buyanarmageddon_program/</ref>, redirecting asteroids from around Dres and their Dres spaceport, to destinations of their choice, fees ranged from 50,000 funds for small, class A asteroids, and 1,250,000 funds for large, class E, asteroids<ref name=":0" />. With an extra fee for locations, with Kerbin (excluding New Grestin) being free. Additional fees were applied for speed. In the aftermath of this, Mechani issued a statement directing New Grestin that this was an act of war<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/8r5j0d/comment/e0ont4p/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button</ref>	+	In 2067, New Grestin Space News announced the "Buy an Armageddon" program,<ref name=":0">https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/8r5j0d/new_grestin_opens_buyanarmageddon_program/</ref> redirecting asteroids from around Dres and their Dres spaceport, to destinations of their choice, fees ranged from 50,000 funds for small, class A asteroids, and 1,250,000 funds for large, class E, asteroids.<ref name=":0" /> With an extra fee for locations, with Kerbin (excluding New Grestin) being free. Additional fees were applied for speed. In the aftermath of this, Mechani issued a statement directing New Grestin that this was an act of war.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/8r5j0d/comment/e0ont4p/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button</ref>

−	== Notable Slow ~~b0mb~~ attacks ==	+	== Notable Slow bomb attacks ==

	* [[Korfu\|Korfu strikes]] - December 2090		* [[Korfu\|Korfu strikes]] - December 2090

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−	* Korfu - December 2090	+	* [[Korfu\|Korfu strikes]] - December 2090
		+	* Unfounding of [[Windsteer]]
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Kerbinorbiter: never forget.

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'''Slow Bombs''' is the name given to Asteroids which are turned into bombardment weapons. They are spoken in terms of fear and despair being some of the most deadly weapons used in war on and off the planet Kerbin. In some attacks 1 in 10 people lose their loved ones <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/bxfg8c/korfu_and_the_backlash/</ref>.

== Buy an Armageddon ==
In 2067, New Grestin Space News announced the "Buy an Armageddon" program<ref name=":0">https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/8r5j0d/new_grestin_opens_buyanarmageddon_program/</ref>, redirecting asteroids from around Dres and their Dres spaceport, to destinations of their choice, fees ranged from 50,000 funds for small, class A asteroids, and 1,250,000 funds for large, class E, asteroids<ref name=":0" />. With an extra fee for locations, with Kerbin (excluding New Grestin) being free. Additional fees were applied for speed. In the aftermath of this, Mechani issued a statement directing New Grestin that this was an act of war<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalPowers/comments/8r5j0d/comment/e0ont4p/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button</ref>

== Notable Slow b0mb attacks ==

* Korfu - December 2090

== References and further reading ==
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